Challenging, and awesome
I still can't find the third secret, but I really liked it! The difficulty is exactly what I like to find in these kinds of flash games, nothing to hold people's hands and walk them through the stage.
At first I kept dying, but then I just completed a speed run in just about 3 minutes with 3 deaths.
To the user who calls the game 'asininely difficult', I am sorry you aren't good at platformers, but the game does NOT deserve a 0 because your lack of finger coordination.
Cheers, good work!